Orphanism

If you had absent parents and/or raised yourself.

Your parental unit abandoned your raising/upbringing, if you had siblings you basically raised them.

(Your parents could still be alive.)

I claim orphanism.

Because my parents were crack-whores, orphanism claims me.

by PUSSYWAGON ANGEL May 10, 2023

Orphanator

A person who assassinates parents to create orphans for orphanages that are low on the orphan stocks

“Hey Jim, what job did you apply for again?”
“Hey, yea I got accepted as an orphanator

by Barbieboy May 9, 2021

orphan

having a beer or drink out too long and leaving it there

John - looks like everyone left the party

Tim- someone left an orphan behind.

by Mo_Beetch September 7, 2010

Orphan

A child whose parents aren’t alive anymore.

Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Orphan

One who is naked and follows a scarf for warmth.

Harry and Mike are orphans because LT is a warm scarf

by RJ Kenny November 7, 2007

Orphan

Similar to the Indie movement, Orphans feel that Indie has become too mainstream and wish to break away from the title of Indie. They attempt to break away from the stereotype and "uniform" of the now stereotyped Indie title. True to their Indie origins, they still enjoy hipster fashion, Indie music, and their sense of individuality.

The Orphan shuffle is all the rage right now!

Kyle and Ryan say they're orphan..what's that?

by purpleorphanboy October 31, 2010

orphan

A child that has no parents(lulz), and no one loves them. They usually live in an orphanage or under bridges.

Boy: HAHA, look at that orphan!
Girl: Awwww, let's feed him.
Boy: Hell no, lets spit on him.

by hwa711 December 2, 2011