Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.

"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"

by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017

tyrannical ogress

A person who works in accounting and calls about purchases made on credit cards and shares an office with another person in accounting. She works in Great Plains a lot and does some report writing in Crystal Reports. She also keeps up with the blackberry and cell phones and the bills.

The tyrannical ogress in accounting can't find a bill from Dove Data products.

by Stantolliver November 4, 2007

orgiesy

Call my parents because I didn't know the police number in Italy.

I can't handle this orgiesy

by Tiatonisontopplebottoms March 5, 2017

Ogreish

If you’re ogreish you are ugly and smell gross.

Post Malone looks like such an ogreish man.

by grrrrrrgrrrrrgrrrrrrrrrrrr November 12, 2019

Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021

Ories

When something negative happens in your life and puts you in a bad mood

Milly; “fuck matt my vapes died”
Matt; “fuck man that’s ories”

by Millscawthorn May 19, 2022

Pants Orgies

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.

Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.

Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.

Do you really need one? Pants orgies is pretty damn clear.

by Amaris and Lilly October 13, 2012