When a person dies, their related family and
friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open
house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and
friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.
"Man, I was feeling
bad, but ever since that funeral
orgy, I've
never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"