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orgiesy

Call my parents because I didn't know the police number in Italy.
I can't handle this orgiesy
by Tiatonisontopplebottoms March 5, 2017
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ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together
We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.
by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019
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Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009
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orgies

originated with adam and eve fucked with some snakes. a lot of people fucking simultanuously
"Rob gibson, you gonna go to that orgie tonight with Paul and Mandy and Chelsea and Kari and Tammy and Carly and Susie?"
"fuck yes girls, girls only like guys with good skills...bow hunting skills, numb chuck skills, computer hacking skills...and good orgie skills"
"Sweet"
by your name May 13, 2005
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Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.
"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"
by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017
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Pants Orgies

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.

Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.

Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
Do you really need one? Pants orgies is pretty damn clear.
by Amaris and Lilly October 13, 2012
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gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.
Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.
by biblioforhire May 12, 2016
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