by FelixIsACuteBoi June 19, 2019
Get the Oofskikdkdkdhsbaskcnd mug.n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.
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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2019
Get the offside trap mug.by Mistress X May 12, 2020
Get the Oofski mug.Example #1
Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...
Example #2
Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident
Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...
Example #2
Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident
by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014
Get the Caught offside mug.Alvaro Morata is in, but he's offside. Of course.
by rafterpods November 24, 2018
Get the Offside mug.by lexkeys January 22, 2022
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Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves
by Yeri♡ May 13, 2023
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