Oofskikdkdkdhsbaskcnd

Oof, but when you got no idea what else to say afterwards

Uhh..oofskikdkdkdhsbaskcnd...sucks man

by FelixIsACuteBoi June 19, 2019

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offside trap

n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.

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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!

Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2019

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Oofski

Much like the word oof, but longer and cuter. It also doesn't make you think of ROBLOX.

Person A - "My nan died."
Person B - "Oofski."

by Mistress X May 12, 2020

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Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina

Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident

by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014

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