no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....

by Skryko December 14, 2019

take offence

1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.

Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!

by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008

No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015

offerentering

When you go to someones house, offer them something and then enter, at the same time

*knock knock*
"Hi there, would you like to purchase some cheese?" *walks in*
"Dude, what are doing just offerentering my house! I don't even like cheese!"

by lessica December 14, 2009

offrended

Being offended by the conduct of a friend

Sage was offrended by Mike ignoring his friend request.

by etheric November 13, 2013

Offence Plea

To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.

Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.

by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018