orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.

(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.

by theinstigator January 13, 2014

Mormon orgasm

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.

Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!

by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020

organic straight

preference of the opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and fake genders.

Ken is an organic straight dude.

by organic_straight_dude March 9, 2021

Law and Orgasm

Watching several Law and Order episodes in a row by channel surfing. Often several different channels have Law & Order episodes and they can be watched for hours without interruption.

I called in sick to work and now I am three hours into a Law and Orgasm.

by Greasy Corndog May 12, 2009

orgasmic erection

The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.

Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?

by dickface457457 April 22, 2015

orga

the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet...definitely gets tons of hoes, shy at first but will steal your man...funny,caring, and knows how to have a good time

she’s such a orga

by Hoebags0621 May 31, 2020

Organism

When a girl. Clima- OH SHIT wrong word sorry.!

I'm fina nut.organism

by Yeahhhhboiiii69 March 7, 2018