romnipotent

A word derived from "Romney" (as in Mitt Romney) and "omnipotent" (as in all powerful). It means to be completely insignificant, inconsequential, powerless, and trivial.

Mitt Romney cannot connect with voters, has little support, and cannot put together a coherent policy platform - he is romnipotent.

by your_inner_monologue September 17, 2012

Omnipotence

Having unlimited or universal power.

Is God's omnipotence so vast that he could microwave a burrito so hot that he could not eat?

by Carne de Rez December 23, 2011

omnimpotent

One who believes he is all powerful, but in fact, turns everything he touches to shit. Which is a superpower of sorts...just not the sort he imagines.

Friend 1: I think my boss is omnimpotent.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.

by ugly stepsister April 4, 2018

Omnimpotent

A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.

1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"

by Xanzibar22 June 23, 2016

Omnipotence

A state of being all-powerfull and all mighty. This being is something you don't want to fuck with. If you ever try to challenge it to a fight, you automatically lose, because the omnipotent being is just that powerful. Omnipotence is the ability to have unlimited power and give off extraordinary amount of output. No one in the omniverse could take on this being, as a matter of fact, the omnipotent being created ALL EXISTANCE and he can become all existance itself. This being is the prime master of all reality, time, and space. It's invincible and can NEVER BE BEATEN BY ANYBODY and has absolutely no weaknesses, which therefore makes it immune to anything. This being even created an angel that later became Satan. If this godly entity wanted, he could wipe out Satan and his dimension in an instant and do away with all evil. If you're omnipotent, you can do absoluetly ANYTHING you want, no matter how impossible and ridiculous it sounds, an omnipotent being can easily get it done without difficulty and with 0% effort. This being has all knowledge of the universe as well, so it knows absolutely anything. Omnipotenc is technically a "God".

Guy 1: Hey I bet you can't do the things God can do.

Guy 2: God? Who's that?

Guy 1: God is an all mighty being with omnipotence

Guy 2: Well what can he do what I can't do?

Guy 1: It can walk on water, It can spy on all hot chicks all at the same time, it can shape shift into anything, it can bench press a Universe, or even an Omniverse, it knows absolutely ANYTHING, it can see everything simultaneously, it can fuck up reality by just thinking about it, it can manipulate time, it can control your fate, it can predict your future, it can destroy and re-create dimensions....

Guy 2: Okay! I get it! It can do anything! Just shut the hell up!

by Mr. Ice Cream Man May 11, 2013

Omnipostant

Someone who updates their facebook status every 5 minutes whether or not they have something important to say. An omnipostant person is known to post song lyrics, irrelevant activities, how drunk they are and how much fun it is where they are and who they are with. first coined by the staff at davincifox.com

Guy1: Dude, i don't understand why you would set your status update to "I am not in a good mood and i don't want to talk to anyone", i mean seriously you just talked to 200 people!...Seriously This kid Gary is out of control with this shit

Guy2: Yeah Gary is all about that, he's a real omnipostant son of a bitch

by davincifox January 4, 2010

Omnompotent

Term used to describe a food that is so delicious that consumption of said food elevates one to a new level of existence!

This double chocolate mousse cake is omnompotent! Om nom nom!

by StNick March 31, 2010