Older Stuff

A phrase used by pretentious and douchey people to pretend they know a lot about music or to make people think they knew about mainstream music before it was mainstream. To the douchey user of this phrase, it doesn't matter if the older stuff is actually good; all that matters is that it is the older stuff. Many times the person who uses the phrase has never even listened to the older stuff.

Person 1: Have you heard the new REM album, i think it is really good!
Hipster Douche: Meh, it's mediocre at best...but their older stuff is so good!
Person 1: I know what you mean, Document is a great album!

(At this point, the hipster is caught off guard...he has only heard that document is good, but has never actually listened to it.)

Hipster Douche: (In an unsure voice) Yeah man, it's totally awesome!

by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009

Older Siblings

People that are sooooo perfect and never start fights.

Yech. Older siblings. If only mom and dad could understand their bullshit.

by iTookAHarSHIT May 19, 2021

older brother syndrome

OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)

Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?

Girl: SURE!

Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?

Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)

by PIAFFE September 10, 2013

older brother tax

A tax which the present oldest male sibling gets complete rule over all other siblings

I use the power of older brother tax

by Ryan Sandstede April 5, 2019

Older brother

An annoying shit head that is about a year older than you that gets treated well as the younger brother gets treated like ass.

My older brother is an annoying prick

by Bob5748 January 20, 2020

older than dirt

hey, how old are you i'm 60 ha that is older than dirt

If anyone is over 60 years old, they are older than dirt

by laughingcat1963 December 20, 2007

Older sister

Someone who is responsible for their younger siblings. An older sister loves and and cares for her younger siblings and will do anything to keep them happy.

Younger sister(Zama):” Please go tell dad that we want to go buy it on Wednesday “.
Older sister(Njabulo):” Okay I’ll go since it is MY RESPONSIBILITY to do whatever it takes to keep you happy “.

by Zamaqhusi January 2, 2022