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Oneonta

Drinking town with a college problem.

Butt hole of the universe.
And now we have yet another thirsty thursday.

I would have written my paper, but this is Oneonta.
by solobassist January 4, 2008
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marty odonnel

The man who composed the halo 1,2,3 soundtracks. Also responsible for earlier bungie games. Marty is the guy that also created the flintstones theme song, his daughters were singers for that commercial. Marty is also the coolest guy that ever lived.
Wow that music sucked in 2k's new game, they should have had marty odonnel do the music, he is awsome.
by greeb December 14, 2006
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Oneonta

Awesome school, part of the SUNY system. It's nice and fun as long as you don't live on campus. The worst dorm to live in is Blodgett because it is ruled by an evil RD "Niz", who eats babies.

Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.

Lots of good people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.

All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to 1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
- I totally got wasted in Oneonta, and I woke up dressed like a hippy.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.
by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008
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The Oden

An act made famous by the Norse god Odin also known as Oden Viking Warrior--the supreme god and creator in Norse mythology. In this inhumane act, a person goes back door on a fellow female comrade. Right before the bestower is about to extract seminal fluid into the unsuspecting victim, he chops the female receptacle's head off causing her anal cavity to tighten, giving much pleasure to the person performing the act.
If The Oden is just a myth, then maybe i dont want to be living in this boring world.
by Old Norse Õthinn November 6, 2006
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Odense

Odense (O-then-se, like the English "then") is the third largest city in the Scandinavian country of Denmark, boasting some 170.000 inhabitants. It's located on the middle island of Fyn. Odense is the historical hometown of H.C. Andersen, the writer and poet. The older parts of the city are beautiful and worth a look, and the city is very much built for bicycling.

Odense is often described by it's own citizens as "biggest suburb of Denmark", and people there often believe that if something or someone "makes it" in Odense, they can make it anywhere. And they usually do.

Although there are a lot of students in Odense, many of them are communters, and so you won't see most of them in town.

Best student pubs are Sir Club and Den Smagløse (The Tasteless). For a game of pool go to James Dean or City Club. For really good and more expensive beer go to either Christian Firtal or Carlsens Kvarter.
Hey, I didn't know you lived in Odense?

Nah, I sort of moved away and came back. I just like this place.
by Flex Johnson III January 12, 2012
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Odenate

To fail triumphantly in wake of great potential.
I studied for my exam for 5 hours, but still odenated it.

I accidentally spit in my hot girlfriends mouth, and unfortunately odenated our relationship.

Greg Oden returned to the court for 2 minutes before odenating himself once again.
by Archer503 May 22, 2011
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Odesonne Edouard

The best striker in world football. Rangers fan hate him because he makes the clown Alfredo Morelos look even more like a clown. Would make Lionel Messi look terrible he’s that good. Idolised by Ronaldo. Not even Pelé is good enough to beat big Odesonne. 7 times Ballon Dor winner Edouardinho is by far the best ever striker to have ever played football.
Ronaldo: I’m gonna win the ballon dór
Messi: No I will
Odesonne Edouard: Hold my beer
by celticfc1967 January 21, 2021
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