nutcrackering

The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!

by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015

Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

son of a nutcracker

it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker

by jschli6 March 7, 2014

Buttcrack Spaghetti

When you are eating ass and you get a piece of hair in your mouth.

Yo.. Last night I was eating Debbie’s ass and she gave me buttcrack spaghetti.

by Rick_Cock02 April 28, 2022

buttcrack

A descriptive adjective to be used if one's appearance or actions either resemble or call to mind the crevice between the cheeks of the ass.

Her smile looked like a buttcrack on it's side. OR... You are being such a buttcrack right now because you won't go out with me.

by Glutius Maximus April 18, 2005

nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

by p3214 May 25, 2009

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010