Nutes

'Nutes' is interchangable with 'Nuts' in every way, excluding using the word nuts as in the food.

Comes from a gif of Mario's dad from The Super Mario Bros. Movie saying "I think you're nutes.".

Hey check this out!

WTF! that's fucking nutes!

by brujyeah April 23, 2024

Nutes

A man who is thicker “than a bowl of oatmeal” his booty is big enough to shake the earth.

Guy 1 “ Can you feel shaking, is there an earthquake”
Guy 2 “ look it NUTES!”

by Not Cooper August 29, 2018

nute

When the male ejaculates an excruciating amount of semen inside the oral cavities of his partner so the partner is incapable of speaking.

1: aye, how's it goin' last night? I left quite early.
2: after diner we snuck into the restroom and she blew me. I had to nute so no one hears a thing.

by Lylair January 4, 2019