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by BobaWanKenobi July 28, 2017

not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

Not Gay Enough

When someone is so gay that you wish they'd be even more gay and suck someone's dick 24/7, so they'd shut the fuck up already.

Donald Trump is the most openly gay president in American history, but he's not gay enough because he still manages to be extremely damaging to America with all the stupid shit he says and does. He should be sucking Elon's dick all the time.

by Publius0987 April 30, 2025

im not gay

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

by Very good name August 20, 2020

I'm not gay seat

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

by Grethe January 19, 2007

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018

ur mom not gay

The ultimate compliment. If you use this on another mortal it will cure them of all illnesses.

Blake: Ur mom not gay
Dead Person: *Literally rises from the grave and hugs him for curing his death*

by Ultimate-Savior May 17, 2018