noffie

abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...

'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'

'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'

by mikroth January 6, 2008

Noffin

1. A person who is no fun.
2. A bad muffin.
3. A way to avoid offense when saying someone is no fun.

You are such a noffin for not going to that party.

That was the best noffin I have ever had.

No offense but, you are a noffin.

by robot alpha-beta72 August 11, 2010

'noffer

someone who over indulges on vodka, specifically, schmirnoff vodka.

linda: beer?..hell no, gimme shots
craig: what a 'noffer

by colina December 23, 2005

Tosh'n Off

The act of masturbation while thinking about something lame.

They were Tosh'n Off while watching Comedy Central late night TV

by @Kobyoshi January 4, 2011

noffage

A pile of useful crap, which is totally shite because it has been mixed together and abandonded.

I've got some iPod headphones but they are in that pile of noffage.

by Martin Parker May 2, 2006

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

noffsinger

Family that is loving. Chill and laid back. Sometimes fights. Love God

That family over there our such Noffsinger

by Swimming is the best December 18, 2019