fanny nits

lice that crawl around ur furry lil fanny... ewww (or crabz)

'Weres Rosie today..."
'ohh she got fanny nits... i think Jack gave them to her..."

by G-mackin April 26, 2008

Shiz nits

another way to say shit

Shiz nits!

Dude what happened?!?!

I freakin' hit my toe against the table leg!

by emoteddylion June 27, 2012

toe nits

It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.

Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!

by FISH November 6, 2004

Tigger Nits

Saying that shows your pissed about something. It's also a way to say nigger tits but without getting the crap kicked out of you.

Girl: OH TIGGER NITS!

Guy: What?

Girl: I didn't make you a delicious sandwich while I blew you!

by lax4life123 August 11, 2010

Crotch nits

The crabs of the pants

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"

by MableDoris August 5, 2017

Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.

Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

cum nits

slang term for pubic lice

"that guy gave me cum nits!"
"i think i have cum nits"

by Hannah Ilett February 11, 2008