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nippleodeon

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.
Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.
by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007
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Nippleometer

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat
by griggy October 18, 2006
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Napoleon Bonaparte

One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?
by aka_Pyro May 18, 2007
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Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017
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Napoleon Hunting

When a big girl goes after a guy who is noticeably smaller in stature
Dude you see that chick wes left with
Yeah she was totally Napoleon hunting tonight
by Goolick August 1, 2008
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Napoleon Dynamitus

Napoleon Dynamitus is what happens when a TV show and/or movie is so funny that people quote it until said TV show and/or movie is not funny anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite was good until it caught Napoleon Dynamitus.
by coolguyjim June 26, 2005
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napoleon

"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."
by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011
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