Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.
Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."
Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
by Your (Newfane) Mom November 3, 2011
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Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?
Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.
Thanks brotha.
Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.
Thanks brotha.
by TheDoc45 January 4, 2018
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ghetto town in western ny where all the white people think theyre black. the weather goes from 85 degrees and sunny to -10 and snowing in like 1 hour. no one moves to newfane on purpose. they're either born here, or could no longer afford holy angels. newfane has 7 places to go: coffee emporium, kenyons, petersons, bills diner, the chinese "five minute" place, shurfine, and dollar general.
billy- hey sup nigga?
joey- not much, just hangin with mah homiiezz.
billy- yeah, newfane sucks.
joey- at least its not wilson.
joey- not much, just hangin with mah homiiezz.
billy- yeah, newfane sucks.
joey- at least its not wilson.
by Mr. Newfane March 20, 2008
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