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Newfane Cousin

Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.
Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."

Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
by Your (Newfane) Mom November 3, 2011
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Newfane

A small town that’s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like 5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the kids think they’re in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.
Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?

Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.

Thanks brotha.
by TheDoc45 January 4, 2018
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newfane

ghetto town in western ny where all the white people think theyre black. the weather goes from 85 degrees and sunny to -10 and snowing in like 1 hour. no one moves to newfane on purpose. they're either born here, or could no longer afford holy angels. newfane has 7 places to go: coffee emporium, kenyons, petersons, bills diner, the chinese "five minute" place, shurfine, and dollar general.
billy- hey sup nigga?
joey- not much, just hangin with mah homiiezz.
billy- yeah, newfane sucks.
joey- at least its not wilson.
by Mr. Newfane March 20, 2008
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Newfags

Any new person, or thing, to enter a site.
"the damn newfags ruined this room"
by Midnight_Shadows July 9, 2009
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newbag

anyone who's BOTH new AND stupid.
jim: wow, he joined in 2013. newbag.

bob: is he stupid?

jim: not really

bob: he's not a newbag then
by #Dirt#Piper# October 11, 2013
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Newvag

Similar to the internet term "newfag" but applying to anything remotely female. (Can be an insult to males)

A n00b girl you're stuck with
Guy: So, how's the newvag?
Girl: Not so great, she doesn't do anything.
by Misskitteh February 6, 2010
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newfig

an alternate word for the word newfag aka insulting anyone who is new to 4chan, specifically on 4chan's board /s4s/
Lurk moar newfig
oldfig newfig dolphinmancy

so does that make you a newfig

newfig tripfig is ebil, berry not nice. y

maybe the shit is a newfig but wer should all be frens :^)
by SnacksIsBack06NevaForget September 24, 2023
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