blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Neon

Neon is a person who is simply depressed most of the time and no one cares about. If you are friends with a Neon he/she will say sorry for the smallest things. If you gonna be friends with a Neon just know he/she will love you with all their might and never want to hurt you, Neons are very trustful people when it comes to love.

Sarah: Who's that over there?
Maddie: Yeah, who is he? He looks sad everyday.

Claire: Oh that's Neon he's a nice guy but he's very emotional.

by Kirai.Carson July 10, 2020

neonaticide

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.

Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.

by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009

Neon Cobra

Neon Cobra is funny, but Neon Cobra is not a joke.

Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.

Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals

Did any of you boners go to the Neon Cobra show last night?I totally had an eargasm.

by Motherfuckingrockandroll February 19, 2011

Neon Clown

Facial ejaculation illuminated under a UV light or backlight.

Steve "I didn't know she was a neon clown until we got to the club."
Dave "Aww man fo sho"
Steve "yea that bitch be glowin"

by Type4Me December 13, 2012

Neon Coffin

Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.

Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.

by Scot90 July 25, 2012

Neon Beard

When a man ejaculates on the face of his partner under a black light. The light causes the salty maple syrup to glow while marinating on the victim's face, thus causing the beard shaped puddle to illuminate. Talented bearders can design mustaches and sideburns as well.

Jeb: Hey, how was the rave at 'Club Cage' last night?

Clarence: From what I remember it was a very special time. Karen and I reached a new point in our relationship because there were black lights in the bathroom as well. I convinced her to follow me in so I could finally give her a neon beard.

Jeb: That IS special, congratulations on the milestone, and tell Karen the same. How'd it turn out?

Clarence: I was so backed up that she ended up with a mustache like William Taft's, side-burns like Chester Arthur's, and a raging James Garfield beard.

by SparkyZee November 10, 2009