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neuter

Defined in John Water's film, "Dirty Shame," as puritanical people who despise anything even remotely carnal. Not to be confused with asexuality so much as a class of people who insist on forcing their sexually stunted lifestyles upon others who are more liberated in that regard.
Lordy loo! She is all up in there telling people how to be!! What a neuter.
by Iron Gate July 19, 2018
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Mrs. Nester

When you pull up and twerk on your principal's meat and produce very athletic offspring. You also get very sunburnt during intercourse.
Dawg, Mrs. Thompson just Mrs. Nestered me and now my sunburn is third degree.
by Gary Boi November 16, 2018
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Robins Nested

When a girl teases a guy so much that he gets so turned on and his balls start to hurt... because nothing happens

robins nest = blue eggs = blue balls
Nerissa didn't let Marc finish he got robins nested
by nerarc July 10, 2010
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neuticles

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.
by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003
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neoteric

Damn, that girl is so neoteric
by Torii Maryy March 17, 2008
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netel

A Netel is a woman. Usually small in stature and with origins in the New York region. Netels eat large amounts of ice cream and chocolate. They have strong New York accents and enjoy bashing on Idahoans. Netels are party animals. They like to have fun. They can usually be found at most parties with a large group of friends. Netels tend to talk a lot and enjoy being loud. They are also known for being incredibly attractive. One of the best features of a Netel happens to be the eyebrows. They are some of the most impressive creatures on the planet.
I wish that I could one day have a daughter as cool as a NETEL.
by Netel May 31, 2017
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Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012
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