A Netel is a woman. Usually small in stature and with origins in the New York region. Netels eat large amounts of ice cream and chocolate. They have strong New York accents and enjoy bashing on Idahoans. Netels are party animals. They like to have fun. They can usually be found at most parties with a large group of friends. Netels tend to talk a lot and enjoy being loud. They are also known for being incredibly attractive. One of the best features of a Netel happens to be the eyebrows. They are some of the most impressive creatures on the planet.
by Netel May 31, 2017