Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015

Netflexting

watching the same movie simultaneously on Netflix at different locations with commentary via texting bc both parties are unable to meet

Sam: "Pri if a guy smells like Irish spring, dude's cheating on his wife."
Pri: Oh didn't even see that! Netflexting is fun!

"I can't meet you to watch this movie now. Want to netflext?"

by Blue light September 6, 2013

NetFlixing

(verb) Watching any TV show, movie, documentary, etc. on NetFlix via instant streaming. NetFlixed

Right now my kids and I are NetFlixing an episode of Sesame Street.

by cuevrojamez July 12, 2011

Netflexia

A disease derived from the pitiful selection of movies on Netflix. Symptoms include extreme irritation, desperation, and exhaustion.

Person 1: Dude, Netflix doesn't have a single good movie, its all this crap no one else would buy. Sooo, annoying.

Person 2: Sounds like you have Netflexia.

by Powers May 15, 2013

Netflixion

Netflixion
Noun net-flik-shuh n
1. Used to describe the condition of watching multiple episodes (or seasons), on Netflix without interruption.
2. A state of mental and physical paralysis. Feelings of loss, grief, and calamity may be experienced.
During recovery from this condition signs of withdrawal may be pronounced.

She has a mild netflixion, resulting in her being late for work.

by Thinkone September 22, 2016

Netflixing

Code word for sex

Saying you went "Netflixing" is a a flippant response for when you go out of town for a party weekend and don't want to share the details when people ask you what you were up to

by Netflixer May 12, 2015

drunk netflixing

similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.

you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.

by shae shae 614 August 6, 2011