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Netted

the act of being friend zoned; the receiving tense of net (to friend zone one other than yourself)
(*see Net for proper usage instructions on the present/giving tense)
Freddy: brooo... I just got netted last night at the football game.
Jake: lemme guess, it was the blonde one huh?
Freddy: you know it!!!
by mannymooremoney September 13, 2017
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Netterwebbing

The act of netterwebbing is the same as surfing the web.
"What are you up to dog?"
"I'm netterwebbing G!"
"....What?"
by Hot Bod123 October 9, 2008
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Netterment

The act of wanting to better yourself after 40, but having negative consequences instead
I was trying to exercise but to my netterment, I threw my back out instead.
by Mahokro7189 June 6, 2011
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NETTELs

NETTELs stands for 'Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life' and refers to the very busy couples and families, usually found in the capital cities burdened with a large mortgage, a relatively expensive lifestyle, and a long working week- often with a long commute as well.
The NETTELS acronym and segment was identified by Australian demographer Bernard Salt who has seen this fast-growing segment increase by 7% per year.
NETTELs is just one of many lifestyle segments identified in recent years. As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other more recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), TWITs (Teenage Women in Their Thirties), Silver Stylers, the Downagers, the Sandwich Generation and the Boomerang kids.
"I'd rather be broke than end up like those NETTELs next door."
by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009
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nette

Nete is someone who gets all their jokes from internet. Nette doesn't spend much time outside
-I saw that joke in tumblr. She copied it.
-Maybe she's a nette.
by Dead frog June 19, 2017
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empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.
When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.
by spurtd21 December 1, 2009
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Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
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