Necrochub

Rigor mortis of the penis after death.

Dude, we went to my grandfather's funeral and he was sporting some necrochub!

by Broseph K April 28, 2010

Necrofelching

Fucking a dead persons arse and then extracting your payload out of their arse with a straw

I lost my job at the morgue last week after the night shift supervisor caught me Necrofelching the new cadaver that had just arrived

by Davew69 March 27, 2015

necrotextophile

A person who responds to or revives old or otherwise dead chat rooms.

This asshole responded to a message I sent two years ago, what a necrotextophile.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022

neotech

Newly developed technology

Innovation demands keeping abreast of neotech.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

Necrofecalfeliac

One who has anal sex with multiple corpses at one time.

The local mortuary will not hire me because i am a necrofecalfeliac.

by Jtbagginurmom October 24, 2016

Necrofecalbeastiality

The act of having sex with a dead animal, while using its shit as lube.

"Hey Sebastian, wanna go partake in some necrofecalbeastiality around 5:30 today?

by Randall McPhuggins September 28, 2009

necrotickler

Someone who tickles the dead.

Have you heard about the necrotickler haunting the city?
The necrotickler has struck again!

by silenthuini December 19, 2009