necropastaphilia

A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.

"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."
"Did you tap it?"
"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"

by The Voice of The People December 12, 2008

Mecronaut

A person, or creature, that feasts on pregnant women only for their unborn fetuses. They tend to be born out of women just like regular babies, but mental illness drives them to have a lust for unborn fetuses.

"Don't go outside honey, it's dark. Your pregnant so you MUST watch out for those Mecronauts!"

"Yes honey"

by Santarvio December 30, 2011

Necroeasteality

A desire to have sexual intercourse with a dead animal

Kyle’s necroeasteality got him banned from his local petting zoo.

by Frankly nasty January 1, 2019

NegroNation™

An area where radical pro-black people live. Now this isn't a stationary spot, NegroNations™ can constantly move from place to place. For example, white people who love black people often show up at #Blacklivesmatter marches, often in conflict with CaucasianNation .

Guy 1:"Hey dude did you see those people in D.C.?"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they're so many people there they made a NegroNation™. Some riot about Trump."

by 21 Average January 17, 2017

necrobation

1. Masturbating with your hand after it has been cut off.
(EXTREEEEME the stranger)
2. Your penis has frostbite
and/or gangrene yet you still jack off.
3. You travel forwards in time and have sex with yourself after you've died.
4. You clone yourself, kill your clone, and jack off using its hands/rectum.

Phil was totally making too much noise last night during his necrobation session after his surgery. At least he's making the best of having gangrene.

by Sil Phung May 15, 2008

necrofantasy

having a sexual fantasy that features a person who is deceased.

man, i would love to bang Brittany Murphy...
ew dude, that's a necrofantasy

by candle in the wind October 28, 2010

necroratory

A safe working environment for mad scientists and their assistance to experiment on the dead and un-dead alike.

Come Igor, to the necroratory to work on the monster.
Yes master

by S A V O September 30, 2006