a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007
Get the ass napkin mug.by Johnski January 18, 2008
Get the napski mug.Related Words
napskin
• Napkin
• napkiny
• napkin boy
• Napkin Joint
• napkin math
• nanskin
• napkin93
• napkin american
• Napkin Arms
Any art that is done on an ephemeral item such as a napkin
or paper table cloth. Often left behind with the check at modest restaurants, napkinart can have surprising value.
There's a story told in the movie, "The Paper," about journalists celebrating the Olympics in Spain. When the bill comes, it is far too much to afford, but a little old man sitting in the corner signals the waiter and then scribbles something on a napkin. That napkin pays the bill because the little old man was Picasso!
Then there's the true story of Basquiat, whose career as an
artist was brief but bright, as he died very young. He was known to dash off his creations on such things a matchbooks,
and they went for thousands of dollars. These, too would
be considered napkinart.
or paper table cloth. Often left behind with the check at modest restaurants, napkinart can have surprising value.
There's a story told in the movie, "The Paper," about journalists celebrating the Olympics in Spain. When the bill comes, it is far too much to afford, but a little old man sitting in the corner signals the waiter and then scribbles something on a napkin. That napkin pays the bill because the little old man was Picasso!
Then there's the true story of Basquiat, whose career as an
artist was brief but bright, as he died very young. He was known to dash off his creations on such things a matchbooks,
and they went for thousands of dollars. These, too would
be considered napkinart.
The waitperson was surprised and delighted to find a colorful
napkinart piece left along with payment for the bill.
napkinart piece left along with payment for the bill.
by Pamelot July 24, 2011
Get the napkinart mug.Boy: "Gimmie dat napkin gurl, lemmie get that."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."
by aly79 June 23, 2008
Get the Gimmie dat napkin mug.Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
by Pascali June 13, 2005
Get the cock napkin mug.A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .
by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010
Get the Willy napkin mug.When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
by ShooLazers October 8, 2011
Get the Crusty Napkin mug.