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ass napkin

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007
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napski

A term used by bros to imply that they're taking a nap.
I'm so hung over. I need to take a napski.
by Johnski January 18, 2008
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napkinart

Any art that is done on an ephemeral item such as a napkin
or paper table cloth. Often left behind with the check at modest restaurants, napkinart can have surprising value.
There's a story told in the movie, "The Paper," about journalists celebrating the Olympics in Spain. When the bill comes, it is far too much to afford, but a little old man sitting in the corner signals the waiter and then scribbles something on a napkin. That napkin pays the bill because the little old man was Picasso!
Then there's the true story of Basquiat, whose career as an
artist was brief but bright, as he died very young. He was known to dash off his creations on such things a matchbooks,
and they went for thousands of dollars. These, too would
be considered napkinart.
The waitperson was surprised and delighted to find a colorful
napkinart piece left along with payment for the bill.
by Pamelot July 24, 2011
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Gimmie dat napkin

A unique way of asking for sex. Napkin being another name for lady parts.
Boy: "Gimmie dat napkin gurl, lemmie get that."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."
by aly79 June 23, 2008
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cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"
by Pascali June 13, 2005
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Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .
haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .
by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010
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Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.
by ShooLazers October 8, 2011
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