take notes 

To pay close attention, to recall for further study

When I'm spittin' you better take notes, dude.

take notes by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

cornell notes 

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

cornell notes by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

Hit moar notes 

Originating from the people playing the popular Guitar Hero series, and originally to denote how to beat a song. Now can be used as a sarcastic response for any situation.

Guy 1: How do I get better with the BR?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTEZ
Guy 1: Does anyone know how to beat the final boss in FFXXV?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTES
Guy 1: How do you suggest I pick up this girl?
Guy 2: Hit moar notes

Hit moar notes by awesomecomb June 22, 2009

Sleep Notes

1. When, in class you are taking notes, but becoming increasingly tired. You end up falling asleep several times, but are still trying to take notes. Next thing you know, class is over and what you look down at are your sleep notes. They start with the correct information, and steadily become more illegible and harder to understand. They will often incorporate small dreams you had, or you will accidentally write what people near you are saying, instead of what the teacher is saying. They may include doodles and scribbles that even you cannot decipher.

Ring!

Teacher: Alright everyone, have a good weekend!

John: Oh man, class is over?

Steve: Yeah, you slept through the entire thing.

John: Oh man, check out these sleep notes! I started with a timeline about the colonization of America that turned into a scene out of Family Guy, and then I see what looks like a smiley face, with lines trailing off of it.

Sleep Notes by pearljammers December 2, 2009

crib notes 

A small instrument used to aid in the art of cheating. It is generaly small peices of paper with answers to a test, or just notes on a specific topic.

Tips on Cheating:
-Do NOT write on yourself, it is impossable to hide if a teacher begins to question you.
-Make sure the crib notes can be easily destroyed. Try chewing gum and if a teacher becomes suspicious eat the peice of paper and they'll never know.
-Try printing off some crib notes in size 6 font about 4 inches wide by 1/2 inch long. Then acquire a small transparent pen, generaly those clear plastic BIC pens work the best. Simply roll up the paper around the tube of ink and slide it in. Voila you've created a crib sheet that is virtualy invisible to anyone who doesn't know where to look.

crib notes by Snowy_Duck September 30, 2005

crib notes 

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.

George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...

crib notes by cribnoteman April 22, 2014

High Notes 

A high note is when you fuck a girl so hard that she starts cumming and moaning really loud, but you can hit high notes without making her cum!

"I heard Troof made her hit them high notes".

High Notes by YFN TROOF May 25, 2019