NAD

NAD also known as “No ass disorder” is a disorder that slows or stop completely a person ability for their ass to grow. NAD is commonly found in people with already small butts . NAD is commonly passed through genetics but on rare occasions it’s not. Many people with NAD suffer with denial as they can not believe they have the deadly disorder. With NAD it stops the blood flow in you ass which is deadly, many people can not live more then 30 days when they are diagnosed with this disorder due to this.

I have NAD

by Ybw_liyah February 7, 2022

nad pack

The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.

I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!

by Dentar July 25, 2006

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

nad sack

scrotum

My nad sack is sweaty.

by Tuset September 26, 2010

nad sap

another word for semen, cum, man juice.

he has oddly coloured nad sap

by scuntic dan runtic April 28, 2003

nad nuzzlers

the type of blue jean that nuzzles one's nads. Also referred to as nut huggers. Girl jeans worn by guys.

guy 1: dude, check out Charley and his new nad nuzzlers.
guy 2: wtf are nad nuzzlers?
guy 1: pretty much the same as nut huggers, but more more eccentric

by c-murda 3 April 5, 2009

Nad Council

An occasion where guys outnumber girls by a significant margin.

It was like there was a meeting of the Nad Council at the bar last night, where were all the girls?

by jpikester April 21, 2015