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Machala

1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.

2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.

3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"

Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."

Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
by Chumley the great August 29, 2007
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mochalatina

A Gal of Spanish/Portuguese ancestry, with a bit of Amerindian and maybe African mixed in. Could be medio moreno or claro moreno (light or medium brown). She has killer looks, shines in the sunlight, and is the typical beach bunny. She also is passionate, outspoken, and is an olive tiger who is a demon in the sack.
I prefer MochaLatinas over the 'other' chicks any day--with them I am getting a more exotic princess.
by Peter Lansal November 20, 2017
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Mychaila

Shes the most beautiful girl in the world, she'll make you drop your jaw, fall in love with her with her in the blink of an eye. She's funny, smart, beautiful, everything you could ask for in a girl. She definitely one of a kind, so dont let her go.
Mychaila is so beautiful.
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Emma Michalak

The sweetest girl you will ever meet, yet most realistic. Aside from your happiness, she makes the day shine a little bit brighter. She is home and brings comfort. When she walks in the room, everyone smiles. She is easy to fall in love with, impossible to get over. She makes the world go round, yet stop time all in one. Changes your life for better and makes you not give a care in the world about her past as you know you can be her future. She is everything you can dream of, but better. Soft to the touch and has a heart of gold. She matches every definition of beautiful.
Emma Michalak shiii leaves me spechless
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Michalah

Michalah is a chick who is blonde, crazy and fun. If you meet her and ask her to sing any song, she will rock it out, dancing around. Usually she is crazy, maybe she's failing some classes, but at the same time, she is amazinng.
When you need something, she will most likely do it.

But, she will take alot of simple stupid stuff seriously, so she's super sensitive.
And most likely, she loves Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
or Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Dude! Michalah is Amazing! :)

Brooke:Hahha, We're Amazing.
Crystal: Yes we are. and Michalah is too.

ahhaah
by HawaiiMIsUnderTheChristmasTree January 31, 2010
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Machalah

Is the most beautiful girl ever! She is so kind, caring, and loyal. She would do anything for a friend. She is extremely athletic and is a good teammate. She has her sensitive and bad times but in the end she makes up for it. If you ever have a chance to be friends with a Machalah take it and never throw it away. She will forever care for you and instantly bring you into her family.
Machalah is the bestest friend, i love her so much!
by puppyloversoftball June 11, 2018
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