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Mitty Text

When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.
Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"

Guy 2 - "Work son"
by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011
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shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand
Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!
by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015
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MattyPatty

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Sayori: hi MattyPatty!

MattyPatty: *ugh Sayori again* hey Sayori

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Matty Ice

The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons QuarterBack Matt Ryan.
Matty Ice is leading the Falcons to the Super Bowl!
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archbishop mitty

honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit
bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you
by ilovetoeatpu$$y! November 3, 2018
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mattyness

(noun) another way to measure one's coolness; a very cool person has a high level of mattyness; alternate spellings: mattiness
Tyler does not possess much mattyness because he wears high tube socks.

You have a lot of mattyness, come be our friend.
by Whiteshizzle June 11, 2006
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