Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.

the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009

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mutjo

A mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren't homosexual.

**You have join #apu - Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers
<Chris> Who down to mutjo
<Rash> ofc, str8 only. I aint no fag.
<SATS> No doubt.

by JohnnyFleekins September 24, 2016

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Mutton Busting

Riding a sheep; like bull riding but with a sheep.

“Hey do you want to go to the petting zoo? People will be riding sheep, Mutton Busting.”

by Mutton Busting October 3, 2017

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Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

by The Nutter September 4, 2006

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Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009

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