masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008

Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014

muffocate

1.Suffocation due to oral sex on a woman.
2.Death by suffocation as a direct result of intense orgasm during oral sex on a woman.

Anita should wash her snatch more often. She has muffocated her last six boyfriends.

by Sirlaffalot May 27, 2013