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disco muscles

If someone has disco muscles its means they are a guy who only trains his biceps, pecs, and abs. People with disco muscles normally wear a t-shirt one size too small, and have a hunched over appearance because they don't workout their back.
girl one: look at that guy, he's hot
girl two: naw, he only has disco muscles
by anonymous6737 January 31, 2009
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beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone
your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!
by miketrudat June 1, 2010
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Port Muscles

The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.
by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009
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Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.
yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!
by Black Cocks December 8, 2010
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sex muscles

The curves of well-defined abdominal muscles that start at the lateral iliac crests and end medially at the pubic tubercle. They form the "V" that outlines a 6-pack. They are referred to as such both because they can be worked out during sexual activity, and possession of such musculature makes you want to have sex with that person.
Did you see his sex muscles when he took his shirt off? I think i just peed my pants a little.
by dichron October 30, 2007
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Wii muscles

The parts of your body that end up hurting after an especially intense Wii session.
Random person #1: "Oww! My Arm hurts so much! Way too much bowling!"
Random person #2: "Gotta work on your Wii muscles"
by Bizzi January 7, 2009
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Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles
"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."
by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022
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