mumpus

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021

mumpy

Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.

"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"

by Twiglette August 17, 2007

Mumpy Morrison

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

mumphy

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

Mumple

A dog that is chubby and cute.

Scout, the dog, is the quintessential mumple.

by Scouty93 April 24, 2012