mulan

a (surprisingly) great disney movie that i cant get enough of. first of all she goes to meet this matchmaker lady, but she totally f@#$ that up, so she goes home and she thinks shes a major disappointment. then these army guys come with a message that the wounded father has to go fight the HUNS. so anyway she cuts her hair and leaves (to some pree intense music). shes followed by a little lizard who is played by eddie murphy and is hilaarious, and also this little bug cricket that does sh!t all the whole movie. when she gets to the army place she acts stupid (what she thinks men act like) and gets in a huuge fight with everyone there. then she sees this super hot commanding officer. lol. she epic fails at everything there for a while and everyones freaking out (there are so many parts where a 'calm sh!t down!!' would be greaaat). then the hot guy (shang li) starts singing. LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. TO DEFEAT...the HUNSS!!. III"LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU. and then tells mulan (ping is what they think her name is) that shes: UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP GO HOME YOUR THROUGH, NO WAY I'LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU! so anyway she climbs this tower thing aand saves shang lis life while killing 7/8ths of the HUN army but then they discover shes a girl and go to kill her but shang li (HOT) saves her life but o man hes pissed at her. anyway she goes to china and saves the emporer (dressed as a girl too) and the emporer tells shang li that shes preee awesome so he goes to her house for dinner. THE END
only thing that could make it better would be if the kissed

awesome hot mulan 2 disney

by should be doing my homework September 21, 2009

Miltank

"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.

I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003

Mugtato

Mugtatoes are potatoes eaten out of a mug. A potato and all the standard toppings are placed in a mug, stirred, and eaten with a spoon.

"I was at this fancy bistro last night and had the most delicious mugtato ever to grace the inside of my face."

by Demian Snow August 5, 2008

Muhtasinah

a very sexy girl who you'd be lucky to have, but unfortunately she's in a very serious relationship so back off okay? seriously man back off she's mine bro fuck off man she's cuffed go home loser.

Everyone : Damn, she's fine as hell
Me : Yeah, she's a Muhtasinah

by Big Bad Boss Bitch June 8, 2021

Maltaxic

A man who loves and protects his family. A man who cares about his fans. He is one of the kindest people ever. He is the most positive person I’ve ever know.He is humble and tells us to keep our heads up when we are feeling down. A person that’s gonna change the world one day. A man named Benji. I love you Benji. I wish I could’ve supported you a little bit more and I’m sorry.

Team Maltaxic and Whale Gang forever

Love Nina❤️

Benji aka Maltaxic

by Itsmeeninaaa March 25, 2019

mulage

Acronym for "Made Up Like A Genuine Emergency" - makeup that simulates and looks like real wounds

Is that a real bullet wound or Mulage?

by Phiir August 18, 2017

Maulta

Character-design trope featuring glasses and short hair (bonus point if bowl cut and blonde hair)

Wow look at this character, he's such a maulta.

by Antonini August 5, 2021