muleplanker

Slang for someone who fucks mules.

You, dear sir, are a muleplanker.

by Dead Guy Bill September 21, 2005

Mulpur Zone

A population of females whose ages range within the realm of legal to interact with but morally is wrong.

Dude, I'm in such a conundrum... Becky is so hot but she is in the Mulpur zone.

by VJ88 August 18, 2011

mulp

Mulp is a way to express the feeling of seeing a beauty through a apparently badly rusty thing.

Say: "humm, c'est de la mulp"

by dlnw April 9, 2009

melophobe

a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an unfortunate accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.

Idiot #1: "I heard Jimmy's in the hospital dude!"
Idiot #2: "Is it his melophobia?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah, it's real bad... he happened upon Tom Cruise going at it jackhammer style with a Japanese cube watermelon. I think he's in critical condition!"
idiot #2: "Man that guy has to be more sensitive to the melophobe community"

by Tim Melon January 24, 2010

Mulpry

Pronounced MOLE-PRE, is the act of exposing your genitals or preforming sex acts infront of someone who is Visually Impaired (I.E. Blind).

Frank: Did you hear Jason got arrested again?

Tim: Oh no! What for?!

Frank: The cops caught him preforming Mulpry on a bunch of blind folks on a nature walk down in the park.

by Kalash October 17, 2008

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another stupid keyboard pattern

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by big daddy222 May 20, 2018

Munopa

Munopa is a kind sweet person he might like lots of girls and some like him but if you get to know him he is very sweet and kind he can make you laugh no matter what mood your in and you should be his friend or get closer if he wants

Munopa is cool

by ASK ME WHAT January 14, 2019