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A friendly introvert with all the common sense in the world. A bit insecure and he always has your back whenever you need him. He is very straight forward and has a great sense of humor
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In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
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