Mourinista

Mourinho fans who follow the legendary manager all over the world at every club that he manages. They leave with him when he leaves.

Jose Mourinho thanked his Mourinistas for the support.

by Mourinista1 October 6, 2021

Mourning wood

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017

Good Mourning

Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).

Janny: Good MORNING BFF!

Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-

Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?

Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.

Janny: ...... I gotta go...

by Car Sun- October 26, 2011

Mourngy

Miserable, spoil sport.

Stop being mourngy and come play football.

by Dill December 2, 2003

Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

by Acronomicon March 18, 2014

moureen

Female name usually given to someone Irish or an Irish wanna-be. Most Moureen are smart, sexy, exotic, stubborn and memorable. A Moureen will leave you exhausted for days. You won't forget your first Moureen, EVER!

Female name usually given to someone Irish or an Irish wanna-be. Most Moureens are smart, stubborn and memorable. A Moureen will leave you exhausted for days. You won't forget your first Moureen, ever.
"Hey dude, you look bad. Must've been with Moureen last night."

by Capricorn MoMo January 25, 2017

mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup

Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.

by BML0322 February 19, 2011