molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

moolah

money

you better rack up the moolah if you want to buy that

by crustycasserole May 4, 2018

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

In the wacky world of Warner Brother's, it is a fused device used in a contraption designed to destroy large heavenly bodies, namely Earth. Primarily used by Marvin the Martain.

'My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'

by dougesoul March 20, 2003

Mollan

An admin or a staff member that barely comes online and doesn't care if the group/server goes through hell.

I swear that mollan is ruining everything. I'm out.

by astiyag June 28, 2020

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

Pulling a Modular

Pulling a modular is basically being active on something then not being active for multiple months

Tom: Hey have you seen Bob around?
Jerry: Nah man, he's pulling a modular

by ModularLmao August 4, 2019

Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019