by ranboo misser March 27, 2021
Get the Ranboo misser mug.1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all.
2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.
3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.
2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.
3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.
"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."
by Roland Deschain December 14, 2008
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"It's the hustler's ambition, close your eyes listen, see my vision, Mossberg pumpin', shotgun dumpin'" - 50 Cent
by jutm543 November 5, 2005
Get the Mossberg mug.Alex: I feel sorry for the guy who breaks into my house
Chris: why?
Alex: Because my Mossberg M500 will leave a gap between his kidneys.
Chris: why?
Alex: Because my Mossberg M500 will leave a gap between his kidneys.
by Alex Hatchock July 19, 2005
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