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monkakke

Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).

A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"

To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 2, 2013
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Monkachango

Noun. A singular chunk of mango
Plural, Monksachango
Can you please pass me that monkachango
by JSTAR1999 March 26, 2021
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Monkadingus

It can mean anything at all. Such as idiot or dumb ass its your choice. Just use it with caution.
Person 1: I got a 67 on my test
Person 2: Thats monkadingus
by Andy_snow January 27, 2021
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mockabilly

ersatz rockabilly music; an affectation of rockabilly relying upon an exaggerated, overly repetitive "hiccup" combined with slick, often overdubbed recording techniques lacking the verve or raw, energetic talent and drive of the original rockform
DJ: Hey Dude, Bobby Vee's "Rubber Ball" was total mockabilly! Its even had symphonic backup and Jersey chicks singing "bouncy, bouncy"!
Dude: Whaa? Violins? Not fiddles? Northern chicks? Uncool, daddio!
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 15, 2009
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Mokka

A tamil slang used in the following scenarios;
1. A person boring another to death by speech or sometimes by action
2. As a substitute for the word 'flirting'
3. A person using his negotiating prowess to influence another (irrespective of the outcome)
4. If a place, situation or dialogue is very boring, useless or uninteresting
5. If a guy/girl looks uninteresting

The use of the term 'mokka' depends on the context although the sentence which holds the term is the same on most occasions.
Examples are in the same order as the above definition;
1. A person giving a speech on the 'new world order and the current socio-economic blah-blah financial crisis' - Oh God! he is putting samma mokka! (literal translation)
2. He is putting samma mokka to that girl
3. Adam put super mokka to david for the sponsor of his liquor tab
4. That place is very mokka
5. He looks really mokka
by kaadhulapoo September 10, 2011
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moka man

The wettest of the wet, that's it no more explanation.....
Girl 1:eh look ah Moka man
Girl 2: Lets rape him and loot his sperm

Girl 1: well he is ah Moka man he is worth the bull
by ......unknown February 15, 2017
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Mokai Kongen

A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.
Guy 1: "Who's that guy over there splitting pussy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just Mokai Kongen"
by NiggaStoleMySpacebar May 15, 2016
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