Moses

everything is fine or good as in there is no problem.

-yo, how was the trip
-it was moses


-you have everything set up?
-yes, yes everything is moses.

by chop88 June 27, 2005

Moses

A snowboarder in a half pipe just riding down the middle and not going up the sides. Derived from Moses parting the Red Sea and walking through.

Referring to someone snowboarding down the middle of a half pipe: "Look at that Moses!"

by tommct December 9, 2008

Moses

A gang, located mainly in the Pioneer Valley of Massachusetts. Very bad-ass, but also very nonviolent! :) The leader and founder of this gang is wildly credited to be Ivy Coles. Ivy is the only one allowed to induct new members into the gang.

1, 2, 3, Moses!

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

Moses

He died on the cross for our sins.

Moses helps us get in to Heaven

by UDBalla September 8, 2010

Moses

One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.

Man 1 - Look at that Moses over there.
Man 2 - Haha! That sucks!
Man 1 - Yeah, what a loser..

by aleams March 16, 2009

Moses

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.

by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010

Moses

A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.

"I need a Moses, it's that time of the month again!"

by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 4, 2009