Mortimer Syndrome

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.

I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.

by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009

Mortimered

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.

Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!

by TalonZahn April 24, 2019

mater mortis

Mother of Death - In the film Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013), during a seance scene, the question "What does she want?" is asked. Fifteen dice (with letters on each side) are then rolled out on to a table. The dice spring to life and spell out "mater mortis" - Latin for "mother of death."

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by DanielSam September 15, 2013

Mortis

A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events

*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
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by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Mortison

An Expert at Mortification, self and others! One who causes great moments of embarrassment and perhaps enjoys them.

You are being a mortison by scratching your nuts here!

by mdhammer July 5, 2016

martismo

a fancy word for an italian blunt.

let’s go light a quick martismo out back ferda.

by nan212 April 6, 2022

Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 25, 2010