Mortalious

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".

I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.

by Tinz100 October 26, 2011

Flag

Get the Mortalious mug.

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Flag

Get the Mortality Fail mug.

Related Words

mortalis • mortalised • mortality • moralistic • mortaliles • martalisa • Moralis • moralisis • moratlis • Morialis

mortalised

To make mortal.

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.

by Hector67 June 15, 2016

Flag

Get the mortalised mug.

Pro-mortalism

Pro-mortalism means if it is better not to be born, it is better to not exist after the birth, and admits the suicide, and I call the philosophy of admitting the homicide is anti-survivalism.

Is there any openly pro-mortalist philosopher?
Pro-mortalism is the rather unpopular view that it would be ethical to kill all humanity instantly and painlessly to prevent further suffering if that was feasible.

by DesphySallau February 9, 2023

Flag

Get the Pro-mortalism mug.

Mortaliles

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted

*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc

by woof woof woof! June 24, 2007

Flag