in 5 minutes

A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.

At 3:10 PM
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!

by lordcg January 8, 2018

Sober Monitor

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

Now wait just a diddly darn minute

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017

Microsoft Minutes

Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.

A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"

by Dicer April 27, 2006

hall monitor

is an extension of it's true meaning. someone who polices the halls and rats on fellow peers for petty power, self esteem and approval from elders. someone who gets off or generally thinks they are in charge by randomly busting you. self appointed judges of anything.

who do you think you are, the fucking hall monitor?

by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

Microwave minute

When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.

Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!

by x addict3d x June 29, 2010

Sixty minute man

A person, usually a man, who possesses the ability to perform sex without orgasm for a full sixty minutes, often much longer. Comes from the song "Sixty Minute Man,' recorded by the Dominoes in 1951, and numerous other artists since then.

Sixty minute men are very popular with women who appreciate prolonged lovemaking.

Gary is a total sixty minute man, and he gets all the pussy he wants.

by 60 minute man August 20, 2011