monosexual

A person who chooses to be single, i.e., they only have sex with themselves.

"You got a girlfriend?", "No, I'm a monosexual".

by tcumming123 March 6, 2008

Monosexual

Someone who doesn't date but has a very active masterbation life

I do not date because I am a dedicated monosexual!

by Little brown bear June 29, 2014

monosexual

A state of being where you'd rather masturbate than put up with someone else.

I can't get no love from the ladies, so I became monosexual.

by Juan Bringas August 11, 2006

Monosexual

Monobrow man/women that loves the monobrow,never will let it go.

P1 is such a monosexual ....

by CaCA 45666405=-204=04324=-20= July 1, 2011

monosexual

of only one sex, not pertaining to both.

she is monosexual she is of one sex!

by trisha west November 8, 2007

moosemas

Only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy Freddus Mooseus.

Moosemas day is January 12th!

by The Muffin Mans Wife January 5, 2005

Monoseatologiphiliaphobia

The fear of people who love studying one legged chairs.

Todd has Monoseatologiphiliaphobia, which is why he stays away from Monoseatologiphiles.

by SiloueOfUlrin November 23, 2019