Monkeypads

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.

David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.

by masterofpads August 1, 2011

Mongehead

Mongehead is a word to violate someone who is annoying you and you want to stfu

Stfu you mongehead always chatting shit
Used by the funniest of people

by Universal_raps February 18, 2021

monkeyhairs

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

by Gtrguy January 7, 2022

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.

Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.

by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

Mongehead

Basically another word for dickhead but worse. This is a word to use on the biggest cunts who are always taking the piss.

Stfu you mongehead nobody rates you ,always taking the piss

by Universal_raps March 7, 2021