clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'

"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"

by Bozman August 11, 2006

Sausage Monger

A crazy drinking game played in the northeast, its when players sit around and spell out the word "Sausage" and then either "Monger" "Patti" "Link" or "Fest". Once someone commits a spelling error the designated monger get to unleash their wrath upon them. They may be subject to public humilation or anything else the monger desires including but not exclusive to sodemy, the angry chef, and the tuscan sizzler.

Bobby got Angry Unicorned by Rick after he lost in sausage monger

by BR NN August 6, 2007

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Mongering

A person who is actively researching and on the prowl for sexual intercourse with a professional or otherwise. This mostly happens away from home in a foreign Country or City, but can happen right in your own town.

After dinner in Shanghai, we went online to do a little mongering before we found a place for a full service massage.

by Prodem February 21, 2011

Briggsy monger

An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.

Look at that little cunt with the paintings!

Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell

"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"

by mr_pr December 11, 2006