Molbak's Law

The law stating that no matter how prestigious or important an institution is, stupid people will find their way in. It doesn't matter how rigorous the screening process is or how rich the institution is, it will happen.

Mike-"I just got into Harvard! Now I can thrive with just people of my level!"

Wise Person-"Not really. Remember Molbak's Law"

by Jesus Bjornegson October 13, 2008

Miltank

"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.

I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

Maltaxic

A man who loves and protects his family. A man who cares about his fans. He is one of the kindest people ever. He is the most positive person I’ve ever know.He is humble and tells us to keep our heads up when we are feeling down. A person that’s gonna change the world one day. A man named Benji. I love you Benji. I wish I could’ve supported you a little bit more and I’m sorry.

Team Maltaxic and Whale Gang forever

Love Nina❤️

Benji aka Maltaxic

by Itsmeeninaaa March 25, 2019

Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Moldania

A new country after unification of (Rupublic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
No, I am from Moldania

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

caveman molars

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007