molestabation

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

molestache

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Molestimus Prime

(noun)

Leader of the Molesticons. Sworn enemy of ChrisHansenTron.

See collegehumor.com/picture:1925552

Holy sh*t that's not a Free Candy Van, its Molestimus Prime!

by Chester el Molester December 2, 2009

molestastic

when you can molest.

only really really good!

wow, your dad is molestastic!

by stephahoee July 7, 2008

molestar

A spanish word meaning to bother, annoy

molestar: no me molestas! - leave me alone, dont bother me

by nycsp January 11, 2007

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009