Arabian Molasses Trapeze

The dirtiest sexual act known to man

An Arabian molasses trapeze is so dirty it can only be performed by blind people

by Dbag126 August 6, 2009

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

molasses tarded

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molasses tarded is a great poem

by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

Molass

The name of an ass with molasses on it.

Man, why is there molasses on his ass? He must have an molass!

by SomeRandomGuy345 October 19, 2021

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017