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$moke

someone usually in the caribbean, who is of good quality, but they always packin some kind of heat with em 24/7.
ehh yo man, he a regular $Moke on da block.
by joseph smith April 18, 2005
mugGet the $mokemug.

moke

Yo guys we should totally go hit up the spot and go moke.

Hey yo J-mur and T-Beezy lets hop in the mazda 3 and go moke on a spills run!
by k-zirk October 19, 2010
mugGet the mokemug.

moke

When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.
by Anton Chigurh January 8, 2009
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moke

(As a noun)- A Mario joke.
(As a verb)- The act of making a Mario joke.
Mario mokes.

Mokes make me pee my pants.

To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.

If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.
by Mari-yo-yo December 12, 2010
mugGet the mokemug.

moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.
"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010
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moke

A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.
omg I just gave George a moke that made him cry.
by The_Deej February 12, 2009
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moke

by Jesus January 10, 2004
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